Random jokes of the moment

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?. . . This won't hurt a byte

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The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What do you call a fight between film actors?
Star wars !

Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake. . .

» Filed under Food jokes

First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.

» Filed under Monster jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like !

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Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.

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How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends. "

» Filed under Dirty jokes