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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

How long will a floating point operation float?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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