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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty. How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana. How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?Slippers !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who?Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock knock Who's there?Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock Who's there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well! Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana. The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana. They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk. What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?"You have a lot of appeal. "
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up. What is a ghost favorite fruit?Boonanaa !
What is long and yellow and always points north?A magnetic banana.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana. What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
What would you call two banana skins?A pair of slippers.
What would you call two bananas?A pair of slippers.
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