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An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast". Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row. " Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible. " Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end. " How do they dance in Arabia?Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it !
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other. My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer?Don't know, I never met him.
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!. . . Six!. . . Seven!. . . Eight! Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down :-)
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean "Liner"
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One Liner!
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?A. Linedancing!
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you. Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around. " These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said 'If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. ' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, 'Would I?' Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here. " What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.
What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.
What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).
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