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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?A: Ptera Don
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?A: Tea Rex?
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth! Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day! Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust! Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops. Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus! Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater! Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?A dinosnore !
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?Bronto-snore-us !
What followed the dinosaur?It's tail !
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