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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?A. He is usually home with the kids!
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?A. Bingo!
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde?A: She screams her own name when she comes.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy. Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming. " Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead. Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees?A: Come.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6. 9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?A: She opens the car door.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Q: How is a penis like fishing?A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
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