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Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE?A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small?A: Is it in.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.' Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? Q: What did the blonde say during a porno?A: "There I am!"
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A: Wiped his ass.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?A: "How Come?"
Q: What did the leper say to the hooker?A: Keep the tip.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?A: They are both substitute meats.
Q: What do blonde's have against condoms?A: Their cheeks.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?A: Public access.
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