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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?A: A waste.
Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose?A:Sweetheart!
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?A: Toys for Twats.
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?A: S&M&M.
Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe?A: Fur traders.
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel. Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there. " Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?A: Way to go team.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more. Q: What is 68 to a blonde?A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down. Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?A: The man.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?A: One that never misses a period.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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