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Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big. Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?A: Einstein's dick.
Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde?A: A dick.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?A: One's a phony buck.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector. Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy. Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken. Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink?A: The grip.
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A: Ask your mother.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Q: Why are men like laxatives?A: They irritate the shit out of you.
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