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Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.
Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws?A: Practice.
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?A: So they can think with an open mind.
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Q: Why do women have tits?A: So men will talk to them.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes. Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose. Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia?A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
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