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Do you send e-mails on your home computer?
What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

How come you never write e-mails?
I'd rather send a note!

How do athletes send e-mails?
On the Inter-sweat.

How do comedians send messages?
By tee-hee mail.

How do dolphins send messages?
By sea-mail.

How do footballers send messages?
By referee-mail.

How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By teepee-mail!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On the sprin-ternet.

How do mountainers send messages?
By ski-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages?
By predigree-mail.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?
Ewes sincerely.

How do skunks like their e-mails?
Scent.

How do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail.

How do whales type e-mails?
With their fish fingers.

How do writers send e-mail?
On the Inkernet.

How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his goldfinger.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
By tree mail!

I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that?
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?
Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.

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