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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!" A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper! Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy. " Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise. " Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!" Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator! Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?It's a tender tail!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan! How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer! How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics. How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets! How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty. How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail! What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?It took ears off his life!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after! What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant. What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet! What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?The e-aster bunny.
What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones! What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?By hare (air) mail.
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale! What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course! What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York! What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.Page: 1 :: 2