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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh, " said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan. " A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK BUK BUK" Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's head up saying "RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!" How did the toad die? He simply croaked ! How do frogs die? They kermit suidide ! How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations !
I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide. Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so. " That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so. " Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't. Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke. "
Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!
What did one frog say. to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies! What do frogs drink? Hot croako ! What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth ! What do toads drink? Croaka-cola ! What do you call a 100 year old frog? An old croak ! What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent ! What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy ! What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily ! What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile. What do you call a rich frog? A golf blooded reptile ! What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony? The Brit Awarts ! What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog ! What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts ! What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel !Page: 1 :: 2 :: 3