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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No, " he replied, "I'm an unmade bed. " Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent, " he replied. A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent". A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party. At 5 P. M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door. Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties. Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!" How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel ! How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead! One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time. " Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!" Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets. Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat. Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead. What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners! What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!" What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!" What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
What do witches eat at Halloween?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie. What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat! What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her. What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her. What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.Page: 1 :: 2