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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?" A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin. " Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt Can bees fly in the rain?Not without their little yellow jackets !
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.
How can you make a moth ball? Hit it with a fly swatter. How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories. How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow !
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow! How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths !
How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside !
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?Start from scratch !
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back !
How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter. How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website !
How do you start an insect race?One, two, flea - go
How does a queen bee get around her hive?She's throne !
How many bees do you need in a bee choir?A humdred !
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