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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party ! How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation ! Is there a mouse in the house? No, but there's a moose on the loose ! One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese. What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies ! What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes ! What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards ! What do mice do when they're at home? Mousework ! What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' ! What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder? Bubble and squeak ! What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse ! What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' ! What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code ! What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield ! What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me' ! What is a mouse's favourite game? Hide and squeak ! What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A mouseketeer ! What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster ! What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ ! What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser ! What squeaks as it solves crimes? Miami mice ! What's a mouse's favourite record? Please cheese me ! What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat !Page: 1 :: 2