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A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big, " she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!" A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York. All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops. Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks". Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. . Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans. Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party. Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth. Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early. Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull. Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched. Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig. FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me! FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses. Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around. How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats. How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face. How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place. How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house. How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance! How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales. How does a pig write home? With a pig pen. I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar! If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.Page: 1 :: 2 :: 3 :: 4 :: 5 :: 6 :: 7