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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an icy-stare!

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet !

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers !

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.

What is a snowman's favorite book? War and Frozen Peas !

What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
I. C. !

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs !

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snowbank !

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the winternet.

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